Your tits are I can't wait for
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I will pee on everything he values.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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