Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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