Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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