you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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