Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
