awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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