I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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