His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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