He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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