Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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