Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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