Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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