so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
BRING THE BAGELS
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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