Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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