he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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