We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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