carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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