have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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