Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
