So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Your cock deserves a montage
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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