chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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