we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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