he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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