i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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