that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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