Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I love having hate sex.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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