Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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