MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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