Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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