im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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