id be glad to
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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