I think scott just propositioned me for sex
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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