it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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