the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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