No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm just crazy horny about you
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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