SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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