hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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