Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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