if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I understand Curling. That high.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
