im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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