If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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