I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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