whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i dont even know how to be here
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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