ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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