Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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