And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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