Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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