Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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