My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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