are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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