Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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