i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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