Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
now i know why i became what i already was.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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