He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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