Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
where am i from again
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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