I have demons in me.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
