literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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