U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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